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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Romeo and Juliet 2

Scene iii(3)

Lady Capulet: Hey, where is my daughter. I need to see her.

Nurse: I have no idea where she is! Juliet where are you?!


Juliet: I'm here, who's calling me.

Nurse: Your mom is.

Juliet: Oh, i'm here. What do you want?

Lady Capulet: Nurse, please leave us alone. I need to tell my daughter something, and you don't need to hear it. You shouldn't know her age, Mrs. Nosey.

Nurse: I already know, loser.


Lady Capulet: Well you obviously don't know, Mrs. Know It All! She's not fourteen!!

Nurse: Well I bet she is, and i won't be mad about it. WHen is the Summer Harvest?

Lady Capulet: In 2 weeks and some days.

Nurse: Susan and her are the same age, and that night she will be 14.

Lady Capulet: That's enough. I value my own opinion.

Nurse: Well I will laugh in your face.

Juliet: Ok, shut up.


Nurse: Well, I hope that I live to see you married, because you are the cutiest baby i've ever nursed!

Lady Capulet: Well I was going to talk to her about getting married. Juliet, how do you feel about getting married.

Juliet: It's an honor to have, and I don't think i'm ready for it.

Nurse: Yes, it is an honor. I'd say you are catching on wiseone.

Lady Capulet: Well you should start thinking about marriage. People younger than you are already mothers. You are now a maid. The handsome man, Paris is in love with you.


Nurse: Paris is perfect!

Lady Capulet: There's no one better then him. He's a stud. :]

Nurse: She's right.


Lady Capulet: So do you think you are interested in him? If you were with him, you would possess everything he has. You wouldn't lose anything!

Nurse: You could have baby!

Lady Capulet: So could you fall in love with him?

Juliet: Well i'll meet him, but if I don't like him, i'm not marrying him!

Servingman: Heyy, people are here, and dinner is ready. Come with me.


Lady Capulet: We are coming, man. Juliet they are waiting!

Nurse: Go have fun!


1 comments:

PK said...

Amanda, by far the funniest translation I've read. I don't think the nurse would address Lady Capulet with names, but I liked it! Score: 30/30