Scene iii(3)
Lady Capulet: Hey, where is my daughter. I need to see her.
Nurse: I have no idea where she is! Juliet where are you?!
Juliet: I'm here, who's calling me.
Nurse: Your mom is.
Juliet: Oh, i'm here. What do you want?
Lady Capulet: Nurse, please leave us alone. I need to tell my daughter something, and you don't need to hear it. You shouldn't know her age, Mrs. Nosey.
Nurse: I already know, loser.
Lady Capulet: Well you obviously don't know, Mrs. Know It All! She's not fourteen!!
Nurse: Well I bet she is, and i won't be mad about it. WHen is the Summer Harvest?
Lady Capulet: In 2 weeks and some days.
Nurse: Susan and her are the same age, and that night she will be 14.
Lady Capulet: That's enough. I value my own opinion.
Nurse: Well I will laugh in your face.
Juliet: Ok, shut up.
Nurse: Well, I hope that I live to see you married, because you are the cutiest baby i've ever nursed!
Lady Capulet: Well I was going to talk to her about getting married. Juliet, how do you feel about getting married.
Juliet: It's an honor to have, and I don't think i'm ready for it.
Nurse: Yes, it is an honor. I'd say you are catching on wiseone.
Lady Capulet: Well you should start thinking about marriage. People younger than you are already mothers. You are now a maid. The handsome man, Paris is in love with you.
Nurse: Paris is perfect!
Lady Capulet: There's no one better then him. He's a stud. :]
Nurse: She's right.
Lady Capulet: So do you think you are interested in him? If you were with him, you would possess everything he has. You wouldn't lose anything!
Nurse: You could have baby!
Lady Capulet: So could you fall in love with him?
Juliet: Well i'll meet him, but if I don't like him, i'm not marrying him!
Servingman: Heyy, people are here, and dinner is ready. Come with me.
Lady Capulet: We are coming, man. Juliet they are waiting!
Nurse: Go have fun!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Romeo and Juliet 2
Posted by Amanda wouldn'tyouliketoknow :P at 8:40 AM
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Amanda, by far the funniest translation I've read. I don't think the nurse would address Lady Capulet with names, but I liked it! Score: 30/30
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